![]() ![]() ‘I thought that was some sort of vegetable.’ Life seemed so much brighter when she stopped. Education had just settled on him, like dandruff. *It was quite a big frog, however, and got into the air ducts and kept everyone awake for weeks. All self-respecting river kingdoms have vast supernatural plagues, but the best the Old Kingdom had been able to achieve in the last hundred years was the Plague of the Frog*. “They only remember things.” (P)ĭjelibeybi really was a small self-centred kingdom. “People never learn anything in this place,” she’d said. while assassination was probably worse than debate it was better than war, which some people tended to think of as the same thing only louder. ![]() (P)Īll assassins had a full-length mirror in their rooms, because it would be a terrible insult to anyone to kill them when you were badly dressed. A direct hit by meteorite, for example, would count as gentrification. There was not a lot that could be done to make Morpork a worse place. What our ancestors would really be thinking, if they were alive today, is: ‘Why is it so dark in here?’ (P) ![]()
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